northofthehorizon:

I had to explain to my parents what “mewling quim” meant.

Cunt.  It means Cunt.

jaredpotterloki:

“You are not a God. And you should show me some respect.”

newvagabond:

First one: direction my fic almost went in. xD

— While Loki may not have successfully taken over Midgard, he has Tumblr kneeling before him. —

forged-by-four-winds:

— “Girls, stop going for the bad guy.” — J.K. Rowling —

guttedwithgrace:

hammyness:

wickedredhead:

burningheartss:

yankmywand:

theladyderp:

Ummm ….

No.

No.

No.

nope.

Hell no.

LOL NO.JPG

hurricanine:

zarillo:

nightmareloki:

optimisticghost:

avengersblood:

blood-songs:

claricechiarasorcha:

WHAT IN GOD’S NAME AM I LOOKING AT

CANNOT UNSEE

WHERE IS TONY WITH THE SINGLES?!

I can just picture a pole coming up like in tony’s jet in Iron Man

S T R I P P E R L O K I

NO.

Wh

Yes.

mediarama:

totalefinsternis:

theta-doctor:

crystallizedtwilight:

click for full view!

accurate thor

cuties

Thor: Brother of the Century