Best Friend: Snape
Lover: Draco (I’M OKAY WITH THIS)
Twin Wand: Neville
First Kiss: Fred (ALSO OKAY WITH THIS)
Killed By: Luna
Best Friend: Bellatrix
Twin Wand With: Dumbledore
First Kiss: Ron
Killed By: Fred
Why do my lovers always kill me :c
Best Friend: Ginny
Lover: Fred (YES SWEET JESUS’S TITS YESSSS)
Enemy: Voldy McNo-Nose
Twin Wand: Hermione
First Kiss: Neville (OH FUCK FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY THANK YOOOUUUU)
Killed By: Bellatrix (You cunt)
Twin Wand: Ginny
First Kiss: Bellatrix
Killed By: Draco
And it’s one of the most awkward things ever.
Lily, of course, is happy as is Remus since he’s always hated the fighting. Sirius tries to be the tough guy who knows he owes Severus an apology and gives it in the most reluctant way possible.
But James is just so thankful to Severus for protecting Harry, even if it wasn’t for him - Hell, even if it wasn’t for Harry! - because he did it anyway, after all the crap he put him through when they were kids.