May 2013
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My brother was complaining about me tasting supper with the same spoon we use to scoop it out with. So when he went to the bathroom, I licked the spoon. Just ran my tongue all over that bitch. Then put it back.
Don’t tell me what to do, asshole.
johnwatsonismyspiritanimal:
selflubricatinganus:
High-schoolers complaining about teachers doing their job
YES
THANK
this-is-clarity:
So I was doing some LOtR research because of course and a lot of people put Legolas’ last name down as Greenleaf. I got curious, and so i looked it up, and the word “Legolas” literally means Greenleaf.
Legolas is “Greenleaf Greenleaf.”
Legolas is Moon Moon
if you’re upset about the finale of your show this week, no matter which show it is, take comfort in the fact that anything that happened can’t possibly be as awful as Dan being Gossip Girl
permanentlyhiddlestoned:
phoenix:
sakibatch:
one day benedict cumberbatch and tom hiddleston are gonna win all of the oscars and theyre gonna be like “oh bless you but i cant take all of these here give them to the nominees yes bless you im so sorry”
And that was how Leonardo DiCaprio finally got an Oscar.
I just spit water all over my desk.
fandoms-meow:
team-winchester:
robiningravens:
chadslindberg:
if you’re emotionally scarred by tv shows, clap ur hands
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Ladders and my absolute terror when I have to go higher than the second rung.
